angrynerdyblogger:

do you ever just “what the fuck is the point” so hard that you stop everything you’re doing and stare and pretty much wonder why you don’t vanish from existence because the level of done you are should pretty much deconstruct your biological makeup

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patbee:

i just saw this picture of shrek

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and i’m laughing because it’s as if i’m about to give him a blowjob

tears are coming out of my eyes

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airagorn:

dumb story because i think i’m funny

we were watching a movie in school and there was a scene where this guy was driving over lava and they kept showing close up shots of the tires catching on fire and i started laughing and my friend kept asking me what was so funny and when i finally composed myself i took a deep breathe and whispered

‘hot wheels’

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My Psychology Professor: People who are not depressed see the world the way they want to see it. People who are depressed see the world the way it actually is.

lzbth:

college doesn’t fit into my busy schedule of watching bad sitcoms and waiting to die

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